Hollywood Ending (2002)
Val: Look, if I die, tell Ellie I’m sorry I said all those things to her. I said terrible things to her! I called her all kinds of names, probably because I never stopped loving her.
Al: You’re not dying.
Val: Well, if I don’t die, tell her she’s a tramp! She’s living with a guy, the best thing you can say about him is that sometimes he returns phone calls!